HEY WASSUP? 

I started building my art direction resume in the 90's.

I made my first commercial for the drink concoction "Sprite-Cola",
I learned design fundamentals on the etch-a-sketch,
and I got the cookie badge in Girl Scouts because of my analysis of consumer insights.
(Everyone is a sucker for Thin Mints and dimples)

Lets just say, I've been preparing for a career in advertising my whole life.